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Sep 14, 2014
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White tumblr can understand that wearing a short skirt and high heels doesn't mean you were asking for it, but they can't understand that sagging your pants and saying nigga doesn't mean you deserved to be killed.


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Sep 14, 2014
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mihrstears:

send this to your crush. Just.. just do it

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Sep 14, 2014
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gayisthenewokay:

"roommates"

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Sep 14, 2014
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i am so tired.


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Sep 14, 2014
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2ndhalfoflife:

So, my seminary has a prom. Two years ago the theme was “The Prom at Cana” and last year it was “Partying the Red Sea.” The seminarian who was in charge last year said she wants this year’s theme to be “The PROMised Land.” I jokingly suggested there be a golden calf pinata and now I think I’m on the prom committee.

This should totally happen.  The important question, though: what should it be filled with?  


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Sep 14, 2014
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adapto:

Body comparative #48 (1,2)

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i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken:

i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken

Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial 

How do white people survive?

that is an excellent question

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Sep 14, 2014
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do-not-touch-my-food:

Pizza Dippers

do-not-touch-my-food:

Pizza Dippers

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Sep 10, 2014
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Things I WOULD Wish Upon My Enemies [doghousediaries]

Previously: Part Two, Part One

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Sep 10, 2014
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Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

stunningpicture:

Artist Turns Her Two Year Old’s Sketches Into Painting

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hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

hornyteen1936:

the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy

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Sep 9, 2014
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evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

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Sep 9, 2014
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28 Gay Girl Covers Of Straight Songs Because Everything's Better When It's Queered »

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28 Gay Girl Covers Of Straight Songs Because Everything’s Better When It’s Queered

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I thought that song “Rude” was kinda… you know… rude? Like why is this dude gonna marry that girl whether or not her Dad says it’s okay? Why is he even asking if he’s gonna marry her anyway? But then I heard…


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Sep 9, 2014
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When I’ve had a few drinks and try to seduce my boyfriend

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